
Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and bang a nun. If nothing in that sentence at least marginally interests you, I have no idea why you’re visiting this website. (via Badass of the Week: Julie D’Aubigny, La Maupin) (thank you, Rachel!)
Why “douchebag” is an awesome insult:
When you call someone a douchebag, what you’re literally saying to them is,
“You think you’re so great, but your existence is actually totally unnecessary and your main function is probably toxic. Also you shouldn’t be allowed near anyone’s genitalia.”
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the truth about loki
TRUTH
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I thoroughly enjoy the looks on people’s faces when I tell them my grandmother taught me tatting.
Sorry to disappoint, ar har har >;3
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My latest offerings on my altar. Home-baked chocolate-chips muffins and some herbal tea for Hel, Loki and my ancestors.
The picture of the man in the back of the altar is my grand-dad. I loved him very much. What made me smile with this offering is that his picture doesn’t lean like that normally. I think he wanted to say that he was happy with the offering :’D (he was a sweet-tooth, just like me)
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TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL
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